"Are You Ready For Some Football?"

Well if it's September, it must be time for school bells to ring, leaves to fall, and of course FOOTBALL bitch. Me and Russ or hey some decorum goddamn it, Russ and I have decided to have a head up football pick competition. No asswipe fantasy league, I don't have time for that geeky ass shit. Suicide pool wouldn't work, there's only two of us here, so we give you each week six picks from around the NFL and one of the picks will be our upset special. Here's my picks:

I have the Patriots pounding Kansas City, the Eagles flying high over the Rams, San Diego putting a charge into the Carolina Panthers, Indianapolis riding the Bears hard and putting them away wet, and Pittsburgh will drill the Texans. My upset pick: I'm hoping the Cowboys begin this season with a loss just like they ended last season by getting their blue star turned BROWN by the Cleveland Browns! Try not to cry too hard over that one T.O.

Now, those are my picks and here's my partner in crimes picks:

Russ is taking New England, Philly, Dallas, San Diego, and Indy, with his upset pick being Houston over the Steelers.

There we go we agree on most of all our picks except the Dallas game and the Steelers game. We get a point for each one we get right and we get 3 points for our upset picks. There is no penalty for being wrong but when Dallas looses, I'm going to rip Russ. Cause he deserves it (he's a Dallas fan by the way!)

Have a great football Sunday evr'ybody!